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Welcome To Motherhood: The Vagina Texts

We all come to a point in pregnancy that we go from being just pregnant to being a mom, and last night I think my friend Steph went through the transition. Before we get started I have full permission...

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Why I Am Happy For Kourtney Kardashian

How cute are they? When it comes to celebrities and babies, Kourtney Kardashian and her son Mason have to be two of my favorite. Not because they are part of the E! Keeping Up With The Kardashian...

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What the Hell Happened to My Boobs?

Back in the day, I used to have really awesome boobs. No seriously, hear me out… I promise you will enjoy this post! High school, post-high school,pre-kids. I didn’t care that I sported a nice handful...

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Kate Middleton is Nothing More than a Womb

Photo Credit: Wikipedia ZOMG! Princess Kate is preggers! The world rejoices that there will be a new Heir to the British throne. But unfortunately for Kate, she has turned into nothing more than a...

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Teen Mom 2 Star: Knocked Up with Another Child for Her Mom to Raise

I can already hear Barbara’s voice in my head. “JENELLE!!!!   YA CANT EVEN TAKE CARRR OF DA ONE YA GOT! WHAT ABOUT JACE???????” Exactly my thoughts when the news of the wayward Teen Mom 2 star’s...

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Dear Princess Kate: Have a Home Birth!

By now the entire world is anxiously expecting the birth plans of Princess Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. While the royal family may not be up for sharing the deets… many of us in the birth community...

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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy: She Ain’t Fat, She is Healthy!

Originally posted on The Broad Side Congratulations to the media on being giant assholes. Hear me out on this. Uber-celebrity Kim Kardashian is pregnant; yes, we have all figured that out by now. It...

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Motherhood Means: #1 – Just a Little Pee

    Motherhood Means, sometimes laughing a little too hard… and our bladder totally giving out on us. Same goes for a sneeze. Never trust a damn sneeze. Our children will never truly understand the...

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